I’m breaking up with you, DIG IN
Everything, good or bad or
whatever must come to an end. From that blistering hot affair to your
slow burn relationship of 5 years. End, end, end. Call it what you will.
I call it pragmatism.
All philosophy talk aside, what do you do when the relationship has become staid?
You walk. Like a man.
A man knows when it is time to cut losses and move the fvck on. You should too.
Grab your balls, man. Tell her. Don’t tell her friends, your friends, their friends. No. Tell her. It wasn’t working. Goodbye.
Make sure you’re armed with a cogent reason.
Saying that “It’s wasn’t you, It’s me” is
just total bollocks and you should be shot in the end if you come up
with a lazy reason like that.
Yes, the argument is this, that you’re a
man and you do not owe any one an explanation. This is true. However,
they way women are wired, if the mitigating circumstances are not good
enough for her, she will build a castle out of a pile of turd. Control
the narrative. This is not to say she won’t make up her own reasons and
tell her girlfriends you couldn’t get it up and you had STDs. No. But at
least, it will give her something to chew on while she searches for the
all elusive closure. Oh and by the way, even if she’s a bitch, don’t
tell her that. God, no. Focus on telling her what wasn’t working.
FOR GODSSAKES, DO NOT SEND HER A DAMNED TEXT MESSAGE.
OR AN EMAIL
OR A LETTER.
OR WHATEVER.
DO IT IN PERSON. Yes, she
may lash out and curse your generations for daring to leave her. Big
deal. You’ll be fine. But do it in person. You may drown in her river of
tears, wear a floater. But do it in person.
Kanye’s Ex before Amber Rose broke up with
him via Text Message, look what happened to his Hip-Hop. We haven’t
heard from Kanye since the Graduation. *Dropout bear tears*
LEAVE.
On a lighter note, 10 points to this guy for creativity:
I’m breaking up with you, DIG IN
Peace. Peas and Piss.
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