Friday, April 26, 2013

How Will Your Parents React If You Text Them Pretending To Be A Drug Dealer?

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What Will Your Parents React If Text Them Pretending To Be A Drug Dealer?
This is very hilarious. Nathan Fielder, star and creator of one of the funniest shows on television, Comedy Central's Nathan for You, asked his Twitter followers to text their parents saying they had weed for sale. And the results are as good and as painful as you'd imagine. 

I wonder how a Nigerian parent would've reacted, or to be precise how a Warri parent would have reacted lol!
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Now which was your favourite response from the parent?

Mean Church Worshipper Gives Used Condom As Offering In Church

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Mean Church Worshipper Gives Used Condom As Offering In Church
To most Christians, the offering time is, indeed, a time of immense financial blessing. But recently, the offering time turned into a moment of hot curses in a Lagos church when an already used condom, dripping with semen, was discovered inside the offering box after the Sunday service.

It was like a weird dream, according to the former Chairman, Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN), Ogba Zone, Prophet Tobi Okonkwo, who witnessed the incident. The cleric said he couldn’t believe his eyes when a discarded condom, with stains, was discovered in an envelope in the offertory box of his former church.

When Pope Paul VI warned on June 29, 1972 that the smoke of Satan had entered the church, not many Christians took the warning seriously.

With this recent incident, Okonkwo admitted that the agents of darkness had infiltrated the churches in large numbers and now occupy high-ranking positions in the gathering of God’s children, where they wreak untold havoc on the unwary flock.

Okonkwo, who is also the General Overseer of Living Word Prayer Assembly, Agege, Lagos, wept over man’s ingratitude to God during a recent monthly thanksgiving programme of the church, tagged Manna from Heaven.

Although the service was a joyful moment where the shepherd distributes food items and other gifts to his flock, his startling revelation brought a hush of silence on the congregation.

His words pierced the hearts of the worshippers, as he explained how man had become ungrateful to divine benevolence. His several instances of the atrocities committed in hallowed places pointed to the fact that messengers from hell now walked about freely in hallowed places. “It is really bad.

It has got to a point where some people come to the church to mock God. They are anti-Christ but they still go to church. You could imagine how somebody came to the church and decided to give a used condom in an envelope to God.

You can see how wicked man has become,” he said. Okonkwo said the giver of the abominable gift refused to confess his crime, even when the entire church rained curses profusely on whosoever was responsible.

He said, “A curse was laid on the person. Even before the people laid the curse, God had already seen the abomination committed in his house by someone, who pretended he came to the church to worship God.”

The former PFN leader warned other members of the church of the reality of the anti-Christ, whose reign would usher ungodliness in the world. He lamented that prosperity message has taken over the pulpit at the neglect of the gospel of repentance, which had enslaved many hearts in pleasure and love of the world.

According to him, most Christians hunger for sermons that promise easy wealth, while rejecting teachings that encourage chastity, discipline, endurance and faithfulness.

“The style of the anti-Christ is to mock Jesus. Many Christians today are crucifying Christ a second time. It’s really sad and unfortunate,” he said. The cleric decried the approval of same sex marriage by different countries, describing the constitutional recognition accorded to such couples as an indication of the reign of anti-Christ in the world.

Rather than milk his members dry, Okonkwo said he introduced a programme, Manna from Heaven, to feed the flock of Christ with the little he could afford. He said the programme involved sharing of bags of rice, noodles and other foodstuff on equal measures to all the members to inculcate in them the love for sharing and concern for their suffering neighbour.

Okonkwo also berated some pastors who, according to him, start Christian ministries and involve themselves in dubious things all in a bid to acquire wealth and fame. He said such ones worship money as their god. “For them to get money, they end up preaching prosperity.

Salvation messages are not often on their lips. The church is not supposed to be a business but most people have turned it into a business.

It is quite unfortunate,” he said. Aside the sacrileges committed in churches, Okonkwo, who had earlier predicted the emergence of Jonathan as President during the ailing days of late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, also frowned at the various scandals rocking political offices and other sectors of the economy.

He said most Nigerians have lost the sense of sanity, citing the many cases of corruption in the country. According to him, no day passes without the disclosure of one fresh set of financial scandal or the other.

He lamented that the financial blood of the country was being drained by some thieving elite with no interest of the masses at heart. Although Okonkwo foreclosed the chances of possible disintegration of the country, he warned corrupt leaders to repent or face the wrath of heaven.

According to him, only selfless leaders would bring the nation back from the brink of monumental crisis and repair the ruins caused by corruption and bad leadership in the country.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

RHIPPLEMEDIA WISHES MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!!

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Today is 25th Dec. Time for another Christmas celebrations. I take this opportunity to wish all my blog readers, visitors...
Merry Christmas !!

Please keep visiting for more exciting stuff !!


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Monday, December 24, 2012

Photo: World’s Tallest Teen Girl and Her Boyfriend

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Photo: World’s Tallest Teen Girl and Her Boyfriend Photo: World’s Tallest Teen Girl and Her Boyfriend
Now thats some serious height and the difference is clear lol.  6ft 8in Elisany da Cruz Silva is 17 and her boyfriend is 22. They recently went for a romantic walk on the beach.

The image that pops into my head when I look at them is a giraffe and an antelope. Imagine her hip is almost up to his shoulder! Damn!!!


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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Waste Disposal Worker Finds N18 Million Cash In Garbage Pile

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It is your lucky day. Havent you heard of the divine phenomenon called manna?

A worker at a waste disposal site has found 10,000 yen cash in a stream of pulverised rubbish, police say.

“There were about a thousand (10,000) yen (N 18, 080, 000) bills that came out of a pulveriser unscathed,” a spokesman at the Asaminami police department in Hiroshima prefecture, in Japan’s west, said today.

He added that there were also 2300 fragments of bills destroyed by the machine at a municipal facility that processes large waste, such as cupboards and mattresses, that cannot be collected by regular garbage pick-up.

Police suspect the owner of the cash might have forgotten the money was there when he or she threw away some furniture.

“We believe it is unlikely there is anything criminal in this, although we must say we don’t know much about this money at all,” the spokesman said.

The cash was found on Monday. If no one comes forward within three months, the waste disposal facility will have the right to claim the money, the spokesman said.

Im sure alota people here would've returned the money to the owner instead of going to the police. You know the owner of the said money stays in different shops, especially where they sell xmas items. In case you catch my drift, I mean they will spend the money without reporting jack to the police. Havent you heard of the divine phenomenon called manna?


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Benue State's Oldest Man Evangelist Nehemiah Shawon Ndur Dies At 122

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photoBenue State's Oldest Man Evangelist Nehemiah Shawon Ndur Dies At 122
Eye brows including was raised when CNN named Besse Cooper, who died a few weeks ago at 116, as the oldest person in the world yeah right. How do they know that? Like they have accurate birth dates of everybody in the world. If they don’t know, why name her as the oldest?

However findings have revealed that the oldest man in Benue State, Nigeria, Evangelist Nehemiah Shawon Ndur has died at the age of 122. CNN you need to carry this news too.

According to the eldest son of the deceased, Mr. Gideon Iorwuese Ndur, the late centenarian passed on after suffering old age for several years. Gideon who disclosed this yesterday in Vandeikya Local Government Area said that he (late Ndur) was still talking until his glorious exit.

He added that the late Evangelist, was a dedicated Christian of the NKST church Uka, Mbawuar in Vandeikya LGA where he celebrated his 122 birthday, in February 2012, for making his dream come true as an apostle of Christ even at old age.

The bereaved man who said though the late father was committed to mother earth few days ago, he would be missed by the entire family especially for his exemplary lifestyle. Late Evangelist Nehemiah worked at NKST church Mbaakon with the head pastor, Pastor Ortese Bem in 1958 and translated the Holy Bible from English to Tiv language in 1964.

It was gathered that the late Nehemiah was born into the the family of Ndur Ajoko of Mbawuar in Vandeikya local government area of the state in 1890.

The deceased started his working career as a trainee evangelist in 1939 and was first sent to preach the message of God popularly called “waaji” with one of his close friends,Jam Gbeji, when they were baptized at NKST church in Jato-Aka, Kwande local government area of the state.


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Friday, December 14, 2012

Photo: Smarter Response To A Smart Request LOL

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Photo: Smarter Response To A Smart Request LOL
Cunning woman die cunning man bury am lol. The guy may be broke, smart or stingy. The girl maybe a gold digger, really meant it, etc etc etc. Im sure they will sort themselves out lol


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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Two High Class Chicks Fight Naked At KFC

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Wonders shall never end. I just witnessed two exquisite chicks fight at KFC at the Palms over the usual, a guy. They fought like professional wrestlers. I pity the man that will marry these two. It's a shame, no man is worth going this extent for.


Two High Class Chicks Fight Naked At KFC

Hihihihihihi!!!! Got ya LOL! They must be professional wrestlers. Im sure most people came to see naked body parts lol. Well you still saw naked body parts lol!


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