Tips on How to Find a Wifey - NigerianScorpio

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Let's not pretend that men don't find women. They like to act as if we are a dime a dozen (which is kind of true and vice versa), but after they have finished playing and want to settle down, they start to look for wifey material. So being the saint that I am and since I am sick of reading "Tips on how to find a man" or "Why you are not married yet?" etc etc, I have decided to help you guys out.

What are my credentials? Well, I'm not married, neither am i a rapper or a divorcee, but I would like to consider myself "wifey material". Yes, I said it. Thank you very much. Now, shut up and read.

1. You must know how to cook! Any man that doesn't know how to cook is a liability. Plain and simple. Some guys don't even know how to boil rice, even if it's noodles, you should be able to feed yourself. It's both for you own good and the good of the marriage. 
2. Know what you want, say what you want and mean what you say. Why does the chic always have to ask, "So where is this going?"  Be clear about your purpose and stop playing chics.
3. Don't be an arrogant jerk. 9 times out of 10, you are probably not God's gift to women, so no need to act like one. 
4. Be ambitious. Complacence and mediocrity are unattractive. 
5. Stop looking for virgins. You have done your fair share of depopulating the earth of virgins, so why do you now want to marry one. 
6. It's okay to still party and go clubbing once in a while but that should not be your weekly tonic. Dem dey grow pass something. 
7. Gender roles exist, I know. I would get rid of them if I could. Don't be that guy who thinks because he is a man he can't lift a finger to help out around the house. Una no dey forbid to change diapers, get up in d night to help with the baby or  do dishes. Women are not machines.
8. Have something in that pangolo you call your head. Be able to carry on an intellectual conversation that doesn't revolve around sex, especially if you just met the girl. 
9. After a certain age, you should not be having roommates, especially if you all have the reputation of being players. It lets us know you are still growing up. You never ready. 
10. Above all, be honest and consistent. I know that's asking a lot but try.