Recently a package/event intended for Africa Magic was mistakenly delivered at my nephew’s place. The sender nollywood and the courier company was Freak Occurrence.
You know I love movies, my favourite is sci-fi. Matrix 1 is a classic. Please don’t make the mistake of calling the goop cooked by nollywood “movies”. That’ll be like calling penguins peacock just because they are birds. Or even calling psquare Usher just because they make music. The difference is freaking blinding!
A friend of my nephew sent his 16yrs old daughter to Nigeria to acquire 9ja 101 education. Normal was day-to-day activities. She was making research, taking pictures and notes, learning, visiting hospitals, destitute homes, etc. Her favourite answer was “Whatever I don’t care”
Would you like to use HP or Toshiba lappie? Whatever I don’t care.
Care for a drink? Juice or soft drink? Whatever I don’t care.
Everything was cool until one fool made a move that upset the balance between good and evil. The fool was security guard, an employee of one of the numerous mushroom security outfits in Lagos. I don’t wanna say much about what he did, I’ll just let the poor scared to death girl’s SOS/MAYDAY email to her dad say the rest.
Here’s the murder she wrote.
“i really am actually scared out of my mind...the gaurd that watches over our house knocked on my window yesturday and was like i have to see you..i was like umm why? he was like listen to me i love you you are beautiful to me, god created you for me and i need you to marry me...i was like omg no! he was begging me for 20 min. then he said if you dont love me back and if you dont marry me, i will kill you and kill myself....i told akudo and they had to fire him this morning because hes a danger....i cant even walk to and from work anymore because they are scared he might follow and hurt me”
I mean what kinda stone-age approach is that?. Even suicide bombers won’t approach chics like that. This is just like watching some nollyhood shit. I thought this kinda occurrence was strictly and exclusively created for nolly screen. Do you think I will believe it if I saw it on nollytimber? HELL NO! But here it is, happening right under my non-MJ nose. If this was nollywood I know how the movie will end. I know you know too. Just for the record how do you think it will end?
Na by fire by force, mountain of fire style lolz
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