Jeeez! A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants, he was reported as saying Thursday.
Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which
is 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13 inches (33 centimeters) erect,
according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of
documentaries about the world’s biggest penises.
He was returning to New York from
San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped, after Transportation
Security Administration (TSA) agents saw a bulge hanging down over his
left upper thigh.
“They wanted to know if I had
something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some
sort of growth,” he said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
He told them it was his penis, and
they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed
for five minutes. The incident was not his first. “I’ve gone through
the (scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried.
“What was the worst that was going
to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to
that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it,
I’ll just show them.”
In a tweet at the time Falcon said:
“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even
after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked...”
A 2003 Rolling Stone story entitled
“Mr. Big” reported that Falcon’s penis was eight inches long when he was
only 10 years old. It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was
genetic.
Honey, you gotta come up to Harlem and Washington Heights if you think that's big. Get over it. That ain't even average!
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